[Real Talk] Social Media Moguls. Stop It.

Y’all know exactly who I’m talking about. We’ve all seen this fuckery. You hop on Facebook and click on some random’s profile, who is otherwise unidentifiable from any other person in the 18-24 age bracket. Except, if you click “info”, you will be shocked to know he is the CEO of Get Money Rock Ice Fuck Hoes Records, and conveniently signed to his own label. If you aren’t thoroughly impressed at that point, don’t worry, it doesn’t stop there. He also owns his own design studio, where he is the single employee. His portfolio includes work for his own Profile Pictures album, and potentially as many as 4 to 6 Facebook friends. In addition to everything listed above, he also “runs his city.”

Females, y’all aren’t quite as bad about the false stunting, but there are just a few things I want to set straight. First, models get paid. You are not a model. You are a decently attractive girl with access to Facebook, and/or Twitter. If you are half naked in your avi on twitter, with 100,000+ followers, you are not important or influential. You are not a celebrity, and in all honesty, the majority of people probably do not give a single fuck what you have to say. Matter of fact females, if all you’ve got going for you is you’re not hideous…get the fuck out my face.

Club Promoters, you muhfuckers just refuse to fucking chill. I’m tired of being tagged in your fliers for your events that I have no interest in attending, nor do I give one single fuck about. Word of mouth is how you get people to a club, not annoying them with Facebook tagging. That shit will get you blocked with the quickness. Sending an invite is cool, use that feature! That requires less work on my part in the event that you send me some shit I don’t care about.

Keep in mind, these obviously are not the only examples. In fact, Some of you may be in this group of fraudulent people and not even know it. When you visit your Grandma that lives an hour away, do you claim you’re going on a business trip? You already lost. I’m just going to let you know in advance that I would like fries with that. Do you constantly talk about your business, or moves that you plan to make? Stop that. If you’re going to do something big, just do it, and we’ll take note. Constantly skating over into my Twitter mentions or onto my Facebook wall to post the same shit for the third time this week will not be noticed as anything other than spamming. Don’t even get me started on the Facebook chat. If you’ve posted your shit countless times on my wall, and I haven’t commented or left feedback thus far, the fuck makes you think I want you to instant message me? Don’t ever in your life think about clicking on my name to link me to your latest business venture. The Facebook chat is for the bitches b. Let’s keep it that way. Unless you’re a bitch that is trying to promote some shit too, in which case you can take that noise elsewhere also.

*Now that I think about it………I’ve got some Unfriend and Unfollow buttons to dougie on real quick . Be right back.*

Alright. We’re good.

To conclude, this shit just isn’t beneficial for you. By convincing yourself that you have made it, you become complacent. You are replacing actual accomplishment with false accomplishment, to front for people who don’t give a fuck about you. We’re not implying that using social media to help further your business is a bad thing at all, we’re saying..DO IT THE RIGHT WAY. Know where you currently stand, and stay in your lane. If there’s anything better than pretending to own a successful company, it’s owning a successful company. Y’all have reduced “the grind” to spamming your friends Facebook walls & Twitter mentions with your shitty whateverthefuck, and we’re all worse off because of it. Anyway….be easy y’all. May your life one day be as great as you pretend it is on Facebook.